Fast Food in MS Paint
I know what you are thinking: saturated fat, preservatives, cholesterol. The popular press feeds us a fairytale about why fast food is evil. The truth of the matter, little grasshopper, is the fact that Junk food isn't some anonymous blob of matter which will clog your arteries when you sleep. It's rather a cold, calculating, advanced life form which has worldwide sleeper cells and is plotting to eliminate the very foundations of our civilization as we speak. Quite simply, that cheeseburger you ate last Sunday will kill you, so it is recommended to start arming yourself and becoming organized for the apocalypse.
Once again, in which the mainstream news media has failed to deliver the story, courageous MS Paint artists have acquired the slack. Feast your eyes on this tantalizing depiction from the invasion to come. Using state of the art MS Paint technology, this artist has clearly indicated that it is simply dependent on time before Fast Food stalks the streets in search of unsuspecting humans.
The revolution won't be televised
Cheeseburgers as you may know them are inert objects at best, or docile little delicacies at worst. The fact is though, you ain't seen nothin yet. At this time many of them are simply in hibernation. Within their genuine form, Junk food are actually a force to become reckoned with. Just try to resist the brute force of a Rampaging McBeefalo. Come on, I dare you. Even better, try to survive the evil unhealthy grease of death that seeps from his sesame seed pores.
Dissapointment: ain't it a bitch?
Nor are you able to stand up to the psychological salvo from this perilously evil double cheeseburger. Just think about it: each time you order Fast Food, your disappointment in the greasy, soggy, stale food you receive (versus the intense, happy, inviting picture the thing is around the menu board) builds upon your hate. Like Luke Skywalker in "Return from the Jedi," your hatred breeds fear and unhealthy, pessimistic fatalism. You start to think that resistance is futile, and you succumb to the will from the breakfast sandwich.
You skill to win the war
Fast Food feeds off our collective ignorance. It pays its dirty McDollars towards the mass media organizations to keep this story under wraps. What exactly better method to stop this insidious force rather than raise awareness? And believe to raise awareness rather than use MS Paint to artistically render your most hated Junk food specimen?
